The Frog

A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him

that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her,

 she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into

 his pocket.

 A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't

 you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will

stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"

The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are

saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have

time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY


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